Loneliness...naah...love prevails..

Akon said it with his ineffable and impeccable style of presentation ,how lonely was he with his song "Lonely" time n again on NITE MIX(9-12 PM)..n I heard it with soo much compassion everytime..but never did the world seemed so desolute to me and never did i articulate it to the masses..But believe me,it is the contenment and my eccentric attitude towards the god's gift called "LIFE" ,that allows me to nurture my mind and inner self.I believe,that we must never allow the clock and the calendar to blind us to the fact that each moment of life is a miracle and a Mystery..

This was recently added to my so called "stupid beliefs"..It means that we must not renounce upon the beautiful facts and experiences of life,but should devote some of our,(again) so-called precious time to enlighten ourselves..Come on people..Race against urself than competing against others..I have experienced the beauty of peace and solitude through a (again) so-called 'Realationship' which departed from trust and love in such a manner that i was left out standing on the tip of an Iceberg which could melt anytime..But it was my faith and belief that rekindled the fire and a new,sweet though a bit strange and obscure..but still a realtionship beautiful in every sense was born..Thanks a lot to her..a girl called...leave it..she'll kill me...

JADED-PART 2

Yo!! So i am back ppl...lets continue my xxtra-boring story..with "Deep's Fitness Club" as the lead character this time...Scene 2..Take 2..ACTION..

Deep's Fitness Club- I had just come home after a joy-ride on my pale blue dilapidated LML Vespa, with a few friends of mine. To be true, honest and precise..the FEW equals 3..making a total of 4 including me at the driver's seat..and the varieties were..1 small,2 medium and 1 extra-large 'HOMOSAPIEN' on a 23-old LML vespa which could barely sustain a single body's weight..I thought it was too much fun, but there was much more waiting for me at home.. 5 xtra small in size, but extremely puckish and unruly creatures, nick-named- 'Raja', 'Cheeku', 'Nikku' , 'Akshu' and 'Tuktuk'..Whoops!! i believed i love kids..and i still stand by my belief, but those 5 innocent-faced kids were the bombshells and the missiles, Indian government was looking for.. Those kids could bump into anybody and blast off his eardrums with their boisterous laughter, shrills and 'MUMMY-PAPA' calls..They vexed me to the extent that i went berserk and dragged the largest of them (akshu) out of the room..and the other 3 sizes of the 'cute-little' boorish kids ran away themselves on seeing the 'CHANDAAL' roop of their MAMA..their very own and loved ANKIT MAMA..(dats me!!)..You must be wondering where does the fitness club actually fit-in here.what could i do yaar..couldn't resist telling about the kids..i love them..hmmm..so..fitness club..

I switched on the TV, changed the channel to '97', with a remote which has barely visible keypad..97-STAR WORLD..It was time for F.R.I.E.N.D.S..But i think it was not my day..All i could witness was 'Matt de Blanc' and 'David Schwimmer' i.e 'Joey' and 'Ross', guzzling down milk from a bottle fitted with a nipple..and the milk was not the ordinary one..it was 'BREAST MILK'..puky..haan..check out the second season again..u'll find out..
So that was the end of the much awaited and the only good thing i used to watch..Then started the xtra-pompus and bombastic , yet the most feminine and jerky talk show.."KOFEE WITH KARAN"..go to hell..yaar..i 'll better grab a cup of coffee with a chick( "pyaar ke side effects" !!).. our very own karan, the best of both the sexes, fired at hrithik roshan..the guest that night.."Hrithik..women went mad after you in DHOOM-2 and their boyfriends felt insecure and offended..what do you want to say to their insecure-lovers.." He fired back.."GO HIT THE GYM!!!"..

So thats where my pre-existing but shy muscles shrieked out.."Go you damn lousy and indolent fellow.."..I bought a pair of gloves that evening and moved on for my first day at the gymming paradise..A huge virile..in fact a mammoth with metal-edged muscles.., walked out and said gruffly- "Ho jayega...200 rs per month!!"..I reassured myself by asking the fee again..200 ?? He said.."YES!!".. Now thats why i think..damn..i shud have taken a job here in kota..30000 per month is affluency here..and i need not mention, this mere sum would leave me on the edged of penury in noida..if i happen to get a 2-BHK flat for 16000/-...like piyush..I was elated and soon started the "Dumbell Flies" with 5 Kg extra weight on them..The thought that this gruelling effort

JADED...

"Dyspepsia", "07442504685", "Deep's Fitness Club", "The Prometheus Deception", "Fundamentals of Quantitative Aptitude Part-2", "A"..

BEMUSED ?? Chillax.. These seemingly weird and unrelated words represent a piecewise and a overabriged report of my stay at home from 2nd June 2007 to '______July 2007" (Let it be blank, and pray for me that the value that fills this is less than or equal to the square root of the LCM(4*5,8*5*10). Let’s elucidate upon these bizarre keywords or rather the penultimate bastions of my 'BOREDOM'. If you ask me two words that best describe my life from 2nd June 2007 to '_________ July 2007' (plzz...less than or equal to 5!/3!) are :

"INEFFABLY JADED".

Here I (i don’t believe in aggrandizing my SELF, so its 'i' not 'I') go..

'DYSPEPSIA'- It was my pleasure that it was introduced to this strange sounding word , which has a 'BIG BRAND', endorsed by many, in its name (PEPSI!!),by my very own DAD. But little did i anticipate that the 'DYS'and 'IA' at the end of this BRAND-0-philic word would affect my life so much. I had been honored by a place called 'LOO' (which i rarely visited uninterestingly before !) or rather awarded. a full-fledged package which includes '3-4' luxury visits, '3-4' spoons of a so-called 'ELIXIR' (as the doc said) which seems to be very indifferent towards me, and '8-9' sweet miniscule tablets which had a curing-effect similar to their size. So a visit to this very holy place was scheduled for me after every dose of my 'life-saving', mineral-rich diet which included 'Dalia', "Khichdi' and 'CURD'(without salt and pepper).

To prevent making this part of my experience emetic and soporific, lets move on to the next milestone '07442504685...

'07442504685'- Dont worry its not my Swiss Bank Account password!! These 11 magical digits form the username of my ultra-fast 'DIAL-UP INTERNET' from BSNL..and the password which is much 'COVETED' by many of my friends and family members too..A ray of hope emerged from the low lying horizon of my life..that this would serve as an 'ANTI-ENNUI' drug for me.. But alas!! and to nobody's surprise, it was soon notified to me in the form of a dialog box saying "Password could not be verified or the remote server is not responding !!".. I also don't respond to such messages thrown away at me and at the bubble at the bottom right corner indicating a mere '4.8 KBPS'.. I go through the 'lovely-pics' of my ex-female-classmates 10! times till the status bar starts showing.. "Waiting for reply...www.orkut.com found!! " PHEWW!!

Rest of the seemingly interesting words should be vieled till tommorow..don't forget to check them out!!